NEWS
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16th August 2200.
After the past popular votes, we have a new president. Our president is a very good living thing, it is in favor of colour clouds, tooth decay, sweets, rainbows and glitter. It is a good president because it is a good UNICORN!
He chose a new national dance:
The president
Mr. Unicorn sponsors a lot of enterprises like:
Mr wonderful, Kit Kat or Mundo Goloso. He put a statue of himself in Madrid. Everybody loves him, because people say that he is the best president in the world. His campaign was very acclaimed, that’s why he won. This is the poster people put in the street.
But yesterday, Mr. Unicorn rebelled. A war of rainbow started. People were very very angry, so the president made a spell. It was a rainbow spell, he ran over Spain throwing the rainbow spell, turning people into unicorns. Ohhh noooo we are all unicorns now!!!!
But animals like cats are not unicorns: THEY ARE MONSTERS!!
ADVICE
Stay home, and be happy being unicorns.
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Daily News
Title: “Superman appeared“
Who: Superman
What: he appeared in New York and rescued a little baby from the fire.
When: 17/5/16
Where: In New York city
Why: Because griffins invaded the Earth.
This Friday Superman suddenly appeared in New York city to rescue a baby from fire and humans from sinister griffins.
Magikarp is a pokemon that invaded the ocean and caused the extinction of millions of marine species.
Magikarp invasion in Hawaii was a terrible disaster that, years ago, caused the extinction of millions of marine species. Fortunately, scientists were investigating this until they found the solution. Thanks to this there were marine survivors.
Some photos of magikarps:
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Battles of dogs and cats.
Faruk Alá, Khaled Bliu, Akrab Vatican, Shikalú Seriff, Mohamed Alakistan.
The battle started because dogs and cats wanted chorizo and sausages.
It happened on the 31st of December at 24:00 o’clock. Because they thought that Asturian caleya chorizo was delicious and Mohamed told them to steal the chorizo and sausages and so there was a huge battle: at 24:00 o’clock at night in Oviedo and afterwards in Gijon.
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